The large enemy force (over 20,000) continued to march across rural Australia.
Striking at the local economy, they decimated acres of crops and farmland.
The locals demanded a national military response.
In early November, 1932, the Royal Australian Army launched a counter-attack.
Deploying artillery and machine gun units to the area, the RAA prepared troops to drive out the rebel faction.
During one early skirmish, an enemy force of 1,000 marched into an ambush of Australian machine guns.
But the guns jammed and only 12 enemy combatants were killed, the rest escaping on foot.
After consecutive battles proved just as disappointing, ornithologist Dominic Serventy provided this commentary…
“The enemy command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen Australian field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.”
Major Meredith, commander of the RAA 7th Heavy Battery, had this to say during his retreat…
“If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world… They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks.”
The Royal Australian Army had lost The Great Emu War.
That’s right. This formidable enemy force? FLIGHTLESS BIRDS.
Whenever I’m having a bad day, it helps to remember that Australia lost a war with some emus.